america needs a mom

america doesn't need a better president or a more efficient government to better its own future. what america needs right now is a mom. we don't need any politician who's allegiances may rely elsewhere outside of the best interests of their constituents. how can we ever fully rely on politicians and trust that they want what's best for the rest of us? is there any politician who's ever been willing to sacrifice as much as a mom has for the betterment of her own children?

besides, america needs an authoritarian figure who's gonna tell us when it's time to clean our room, do our homework, or sit in the time out corner and think long and hard about what we've done. you might not listen to any member of the government when they tell you what's good for you. you might even talk back a bit. but mom's not having that. you don't talk back to mom. mom knows what's good for you and you better listen.

and mom's gonna make sure we're not a bunch of jerks and savages. she'll tell you when you've been an asshole to the other children in the playground and when to go back out to the sandbox and apologize for the bad things you've done. mom's not raising a bully or a fool. mom's raising a well mannered, thoughtful child. so go do the right thing and make your mother proud.

and at the end of the day, when america's having a rough one, what better way to alleviate the tension than a hug from your mother. and who better to look up to as a role model than your mother. and if you've done enough good with yourself that it puts a smile on your mother's face, what more acknowledgement is needed to assure you that this indeed is the true american way.