PUKING KERMIT!!!!

Conan O'Brien had some awesome characters throughout his time at Late Night. But my favorite by far was Puking Kermit!!!

I changed it to my default pic on myspace until I get sick of it. Might be a while.

obama and marbury (no relation, of course)...........

obama's speech yesterday was pretty impressive. something about hearing that dude talk... it sorta makes me wanna be a better person. (i know, some of you can't believe i could possibly get any better than i already am... but i'm sure it's possible if i tried). but he's also fucking cool. and i don't know what to think about that. he's the president, and when i see him in action, i get the thought, "damn, i wanna be cool like that." i never really admired or aspired for the personality of a president before.

but who knows if this stimulus package is the right thing to do? nobody knows.. we won't know for some time... .gotta see it in action i suppose. i know some people stand against it, and there's good reasons to stand against it. but at the same time, what else can be done? the economic problems couldn't be ignored, that's for certain. and i think any and all ideas the gov't would apply to this problem would face heavy scrutiny. and it should! it's refreshing to know there is healthy debate about all of this. it's more refreshing and more hopeful than anything that resulted in the political slumber of the previous 8 years.

so i think the dude's bringing 'hope,' as promised. 'hope's' just not guaranteed to work. but it's a start.......

less serious stuff:

the knicks negotiated some sorta buyout with disgruntled player, Stephon Marbury. For those who are unfamiliar, Marbury was not playing for the Knicks anymore, but he was on the roster. They never gave specific reasons as to why he wasn't playing.... excuses ranged from, "Stephon's not happy," to, "he doesn't work with the new system (the Knicks just hired a new coach prior to the start of this season)." so there was this back and forth about whether they should buy him out and let him be a free agent, try to trade him, or let him rot for the rest of the season. they bought him out and now he's a free agent.

sooooo, the team with the supposed most interest in Marbury is the Boston Celtics. and if you know anything about the NBA this year, the Celtics are a likely pick to go all the way and win a championship this year. I would say there's 4 teams that have a valid chance (Cavs, Lakers, Spurs, and the Celtics). Of course, nothing's guaranteed and you never know when some other team will play the role of upset and surprise everybody (I'm looking at you New Orleans Hornets!!)

I digress.... Marbury will likely go from a team that surely doesn't have a realistic shot to go all the way, to a team that has a pretty good shot at it. He's done nothing for the Knicks this year and his reward is to possibly fill in as a bench player and collect a ring at the end of the year. If he becomes a Celtic, he's at least certain to experience a lot more playoff excitement than if he were a Knick.

so good job Knicks. I guess it's not your concern where he goes. but if he does for some reason collect a ring at the end of the year, i don't think there will be any lesson learned. he'll say he went to a better team that knew how to utilize his services, and in return he contributed to bringing them a championship. and all the celtics will agree, cuz they're all deep into that "team concept" stuff. Justice served?

i don't care about a-rod doing steroids

i think the press let this one get out of hand.

i don't think anyone cares anymore. i don't think anyone cared much in the first place.

ok, great, the yankee haters, and there's tons of them, just got new ammo to throw at the yankees. big fucking deal.

i don't care about steroids in sports. hopefully everyone that ever does steroids eventually feels the ill effects of it and gets what they supposedly deserve.

they're role models? big deal. the kids know steroids are bad. stop insulting the intelligence of the youth, even though their choice in music usually sucks.

i hope the yankees destroy everyone this season. i hope all season the yankees are kicking ass, stadium to stadium, getting boo'd and accused of cheating. i hope the yankees of '09 are the most badass team in all of baseball history.

and i hope a-rod gets that home run record too. and when he's inducted into the baseball hall of fame, which he will be in, i hope he gives a big "FUCK YOU" to the press.

me doing stand up at gotham comedy club in ny

i was in a new talent showcase at gotham comedy club this past saturday. this is the video of it.

2 notes before viewing:

the previous comic was picking on my mom and referred to her as a "white rugged bitch."

my stepfather heckled me from the crowd, don't know if it's audible what he said, but he yelled, "stop pissing your pants." i found out later that my mom had just told him some story of me peeing my pants when i was a kid.

so enjoy!

i kissed a girl, i liked-ed it

i was under the impression that in kate perry's smash hit "I Kissed a Girl," that the lyrics to the chorus went like this:

"i kissed a girl, i liked-ED it"

i've been thinking this shit since the FIRST time i heard it. i never thought anything of it, just assumed i was right.

so the other night i'm at the rover and this song comes on and i mockingly sing, "I KISSED A GIRL, I LIKED-ED IT!!"

and someone turns to me and says, "that's not how it goes."

a good drunken argument ensues.

at this point, there's still a part of me that thinks she sings "LIKED-ED IT," not, "liked."

but if i am wrong, i'm cool with it. and this is why. when i first heard this song, i was like, daaaaaaamn what a stupid song. the only thing that can possibly make this stupid song popular is a cheesy gimic like purposely singing "LIKED-ED IT." i was positive this is the only way that so many people could get fooled into liking this dumb, stupid, awful song.

so if i am wrong, apparently people are worse than i gave them credit for. i've basically been giving every arse who likes this song a pass cuz of the way i heard it. so if i'm wrong, you people suck.

PROOF I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

this is a repost from myspace. i originally did it in two postings. my superbowl predictions, and the recap the next day. Enjoy.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

quick superbowl predictions -The Cardinals win. -someone besides Kurt Warner gets the MVP. -Bruce will play 3 songs: Born to Run The Rising Hungry Heart -John Madden will make a reference to food at some point during the game. -Geico will have 2 new commercials, one with the lizard and the other with the awesome stack of money with googly eyes. -there will at some point be some reference made to Brett Favre. There always is.

Monday, February 02, 2009

proof i don't know what i'm talking about Here's a quick recap of my predictions from yesterday: .. .. -The Cardinals win. (WRONG) -someone besides Kurt Warner gets the MVP. (CORRECT, BUT I ASSUMED IT'D BE A CARDINAL, NOT A STEELER, SO WROOOONG) -Bruce will play 3 songs: (HE PLAYED BORN TO RUN, I WAS WROOOOONG TWICE) Born to Run The Rising Hungry Heart -John Madden will make a reference to food at some point during the game. (I DIDN'T HEAR EVERYTHING MADDEN AND MICHEALS SAID, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M WRONG AGAIN) -Geico will have 2 new commercials, one with the lizard and the other with the awesome stack of money with googly eyes. (PRETTY SURE I'M WRONG AGAIN. BUT THERE WERE OTHER LIZARDS OF COURSE, FUCKIN SOBE LIZARDS.) -there will at some point be some reference made to Brett Favre. There always is. (I DIDN'T HEAR ONE ALL NIGHT. WRONG)