growing beards and smoking pot

growing a beard is a lot like smoking pot to me.

every now and then i try to rock a beard. every time i do try to grow one i eventually become frustrated. i always get itchy and end up getting rid of it. while shaving it, i always tell myself, "never again. no more beards."

eventually i forget about all of that... i forget the discomfort, the disappointment, and the vow i made to myself to never try it again. i give it another shot thinking this time around shit's gonna go my way. it doesn't. shave again, and repeat the whole process.

same thing with smoking pot. i don't enjoy smoking pot. i just don't (i don't wanna turn this into a discussion about whether pot's good or bad. if you like pot, awesome... smoke it. i hope they make it legal, cuz although i like booze, i see the obvious hypocrisy in the legalization of one and not the other... and as a matter of personal opinion, i think the world would probably be a better place if people could be openly smoking pot, stoned and mellow... some people need that shit... so smoke up fuckers... and now i will continue with my original thought....).

but every now and then i try it again. someone will pass it to me at a party and i'll think to myself, 'this time, shit's gonna go my way.' but it's always the same thing, i smoke it, i get high, i think it sucks. i wait for the effects to wear off... the whole time telling myself never again cuz every time i try it again, this is what happens.

i know this blog may seem like a 'vow' of some sort to stay away from beards and pot... it's not. it's more of a commentary on how i think beards and pot are similar......or really, it's just a pointless, random rambling.

either way, hope you enjoyed.

don't worry bearded pot heads... i still got love for you... unless you're a woman, that's just gross.