these are fortunes with commentary added by me.
these 3 fortunes were still layin around on my desk at work from when we ordered chinese the other day:
Luck helps those who help themselves. (or there is no such thing as luck)
It is better to have beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear. (might be the best fortune i've ever received in cookie form and for two reasons, one-- it's mad wise, two-- it speaks of bacon)
Look to your inner being for guidance. (josh knows everything)
Monday, April 27, 2009
i've never seen the lion king
that's right motherfucker, i've never seen the Lion King. Deal with that shit. You probably wanna respond with one of the same boring responses I always hear when i say that shit:
"WHAT?! Everyone's seen the Lion King?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"You gotta be kidding."
"You're a freak."
"NOOOOO WAY!!!..... SERIOUSLY?!?!?!"
"They should lock you in a dark room and never let you out."
"I hate you!!!"
yeah well... FUCK THE LION KING! since people seem so intent on making me out to be a freak for never seeing this movie, i've decided to make it my personal mission to live my whole life without ever watching the Lion King. My first act of defiance will be to return Albert's copy that he lent to me that I never watched. An actual copy of this movie sits in my house right now, and i will never watch it.
I had a moment of clarity. I think everyone in the world is fucked up. I think there's something wrong with EVERYBODY. Why don't more people think like me? if more people thought like me, the world would probably be a better place. There's gotta be a difference between me and everybody else... and now i know what it is... it's that the rest of you have seen "The Lion King." Something about this movie has ruined everybody and i see through the bullshit. I will not succumb to temptation. I will remain pure and better than most people by never seeing the Lion King ever in my whole damned life.
"WHAT?! Everyone's seen the Lion King?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"You gotta be kidding."
"You're a freak."
"NOOOOO WAY!!!..... SERIOUSLY?!?!?!"
"They should lock you in a dark room and never let you out."
"I hate you!!!"
yeah well... FUCK THE LION KING! since people seem so intent on making me out to be a freak for never seeing this movie, i've decided to make it my personal mission to live my whole life without ever watching the Lion King. My first act of defiance will be to return Albert's copy that he lent to me that I never watched. An actual copy of this movie sits in my house right now, and i will never watch it.
I had a moment of clarity. I think everyone in the world is fucked up. I think there's something wrong with EVERYBODY. Why don't more people think like me? if more people thought like me, the world would probably be a better place. There's gotta be a difference between me and everybody else... and now i know what it is... it's that the rest of you have seen "The Lion King." Something about this movie has ruined everybody and i see through the bullshit. I will not succumb to temptation. I will remain pure and better than most people by never seeing the Lion King ever in my whole damned life.
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