america the party

voting and marriage should be for everyone. this is america, 2013. all are created equal. let's stop with the nonsense. america should be the greatest party going. marriage and voting might as well be punch and cake. who are we to say who can have more and who can have less or who can't have any at all? let's do this right. let's make sure we invite everyone in on this. let's make sure we do the right thing and prepare enough cake and punch to go around for everyone, and maybe even some extra for seconds, cuz seconds rule. sure, it may take some work to have so much cake and punch available. but we're america, right? we can do this! let's be awesome again. 

and if a party that ensures cake and punch for all attendees is not your kinda party, then i don't think i wanna party with you. you should probably leave the party. cuz you're being a buzzkill and buzzkills destroy parties so in essence you're really destroying america. so go party somewhere else. but by all means, grab a piece of cake to go on your way out and feel free to come back our way when reality hits you that this kinda party is the greatest party going and you were what's wrong with it, not the people you wanted to prohibit from having cake and punch. they were cool all along.