santa is proof that kids are dumb

SPOILER ALERT!!! DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS READ THIS!

kids of the world should be uniting as one to look for proof as to whether or not santa exists. instead the long standing fable of santa stands as proof that most kids are dumb.

i hear kids ask tons of questions, the most popular one being, "why?" so how are they not able to break down the improbable logistics of a man flying all around the world on a magical sleigh in one night?

no self respecting person of intelligence would buy this ridiculous story. you can sell stupid people some silly bullshit, but even this is a bit much for the common dumbass to buy. i'm willing to say if you found the dumbest adult in all the land, you'd have a hard time convincing him/her that santa is real.

so by that logic, any kid who believes in santa is dumber than the dumbest adult that refuses to believe in santa. i know, i know, it's fun to lie to your children and it fills them with so much joy. so let's keep fueling this charade for the sake of your kids' joy.

but while your kids are enjoying those precious moments of gift opening and gift appreciation, please consider the following:

i'm not even sure where all this santa business started... i'm sure i can google it and find out... but i'm not interested in that. what i am interested in is why do parents insist on breaking their own backs to earn money to spoil the fuck out of their children and then not at least take the credit they deserve for it? why all this exerted effort just to give the credit to someone that doesn't exist? your children can't even appreciate how much you care cuz you decided to defer that sorta adulation to an invisible hero.

i don't wanna come across as some bah humbug christmas killer. i don't think taking santa out of christmas would destroy christmas. if anything, it might make it even better for both child and parent.

so in a way, not only does the idea of santa make kids look dumb, but parents as well.

ho, ho, ho! merry christmas from @joshaintfunny mofo's!!