surveysurveysurvey (a myspace survey post by me)
What do you think about smoking weed?
it's for satan worshippers
Do you believe everything you hear?
of course! why would anyone say it if it weren't true??
What is the next big decision you have to make in your life?
hit or stand
What are you wearing right now?
butter
Where were you at 11:11 AM today?
funland, usa
Who was the last person to lay in bed with you?
yo momma
Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
haha, i gotta be the most awkward person i know
If you're being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
i've got nothing to say
How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries?
sad
Any tattoos?
28 actually
Look outside, how's the weather?
i'm too lazy to go look outside
Who was the last friend you saw?
i don't make a practice out of sawwimg my friends
What's one of your favorite colors?
brown, but only when it can stick around, yellow, but only when it's mellow, and red man, but only to get ahead man.
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
who?
What's annoying you?
the conundrum that is modern soceity. we're forced to work jobs we don't like to make money to survive. but what's the alternative? to tear down the whole system? then we go back to hunting and gathering and yeah it sounds cool, but it sounds like the work is a lot harder and that there's a lot less time for hygiene and then everyone smells and there's no laws and stuff and people just start brutalizing one another till we realize that maybe we need a soceity that has more control over us and that supplies us with jobs to make money to survive. then we can go back to the comforts of showering regularly and cable tv until we start once again to bitch about our jobs.
Did you date anyone this past winter?
real pimps don't go on dates
What were you doing an hour ago?
being awesome
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
transparent
Do you wish at 11:11?
am i supposed to?
What is your next vacation?
everyday is a vacation
Do you mind explaining things to children?
sometimes i need things explained to me like i'm a child
Can you neatly write with your opposite hand?
and my left foot
Do you prefer chicken, beef, pork, or tofu?
i prefer not to say so as not to hurt anyone's feelings
What are you doing besides this survey?
i'm 100% commited to this survey
Do you have a clock in the room you are sitting in right now?
i'm at work drowning in clocks.
If you were a cow, would you sleep standing up, or lying down?
as a steak
If you could go outta town right now where would you be going?
wherever the wind blows me
What is your favorite video game?
lolo's adventure
When did you cry last?
i'm crying right now
Have you ever played the game MASH?
the only MASH for me is the hit tv show from the 70's "Cuz suicide is painleeeess....."
Youre gonna get a piercing,where is it??
my eyeball
How do you feel about your first true love?
rock n roll is here to stay
When you were little, were you totally into Barney?
rubble from the flinstones... totally underrated supporting character
Do you play games on your cell phone?
i tried to get a game of checkers going on my cell phone, but it's too small, it wouldn't support the board.
Are you an aunt/uncle?
both
What kind of magnets are on your fridge?
the kind that stick
Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
jesus
When is the last time you did a puzzle?
i punch puzzles in the face
Have you ever played Monopoly, and won?
i am the worst monopoly player in the world. i am the reason no game of monopoly ever ends. i lose friends and allies by plaing monopoly. people hate me cuz of that game.
Have you taken any medicine lately?
your love is like bad medicine, bad medicine is what i need
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