happy 4/20, the world needs stoners

today is april 20th, or 4/20, which is a big "holiday" for potheads everywhere cuz apparently the number 420 is important in the realm of marijuana. if you're a pothead who smokes a lot of pot on a daily basis, you will most likely celebrate today by smoking a lot of pot.

and good for you! it's not my thing (not anymore), but to each their own. i used to smoke pot at one point in time but i stopped enjoying it and quit shortly thereafter. but that's me, not you, and if you enjoy weed then you should definitely smoke it till your heart, lungs, and mind are content.

just because i used to smoke pot and choose to no longer smoke it doesn't mean i'm suddenly anti-pot. i'm still a pro-pot guy in many ways. go ahead and smoke. i think it should be legal. i think there should be bars and cafes that serve it. i don't think people who sell it or get caught possessing it should serve jail time.

and the world needs you stoners. and a lot of you just simply need to be stoners. pot's known to relax and calm people.... pot helps keep a lot of you mellow... and if you look around, it's not hard to tell that we live in a world that is constantly trying to harsh our mellow. it's hard enough keeping your mellow in tact soberly, a lot of people need some kinda assistance to help keep them from flipping out and doing crazy shit. if it wasn't for potheads finding pot, who knows what they would find to relieve their tensions, anxiety, and stress? it could be violence. it could be something devious or mean. no one ever hurt another human being by watching cartoons and ordering pizza.

to anti-potheads (also known as: "bummers," "buzzkills," or "fascists"):

get off their backs, man! totally not cool! if it wasn't for the pot, them potheads you're so quick to judge might just fuck you up.

to potheads:

do what you do. enjoy your holiday and keep your pot out of my brownies.