things i'm pissed about

i'm pissed at the government that doesn't represent me.
i'm pissed at ceo's and executives in boardrooms that make important decisions that pad their pockets while fucking over the middle class.
i'm pissed that i have to do something i don't love for a living.
i'm pissed that i don't chase my dreams harder.
i'm pissed that i let my laziness get the best of me.
i'm pissed that quitting drinking means a more boring social life.
i'm pissed that everyone i talk to wants to play the contrarian or the "devil's advocate" to try and convince me to see things the other way.
i'm pissed that i always feel compelled to play those roles myself.
i'm pissed that a lot of people have nothing good or important to say.
i'm pissed that people watch so much tv.
i'm pissed at the amount of tv i watch.
i'm pissed that i don't speak my mind enough.
i'm pissed that i'd rather be courteous and non-confrontational than true to my convictions.
i'm pissed that if i did speak my mind more often, i'd probably have a lot less "friends."
i'm pissed at people who rely on excuses.
i'm pissed at people who rely on luck.
i'm pissed at people who rely on an invisible man in the sky but anytime something bad happens that same invisible man is the last one who catches blame.
i'm pissed at bullies.
i'm pissed at hipsters.
i'm pissed at douchebags.
i'm pissed at criminals who commit crimes against innocent targets.
i'm pissed about war mongering.
i'm pissed that i'm pissed, that i swim in a sea of things to be happy and grateful for and yet lately all i can see is the injustices of existence.
i'm pissed that these injustices piss me off so much and yet some people seem totally unphased when it's in their face.
i'm pissed that a lot of people are born with a lot less. whether it's a life long disability or being born in dire circumstances (i.e.- living in a third world country), life just seems like a shitty lottery sometimes.
i'm pissed at those who smoke, drink, or do other obviously awful things while pregnant.
i'm pissed at facebook. actually, i'm not pissed at facebook.
i'm pissed at what people choose to do with their facebook page.
i'm pissed that i like facebook so much.
i'm pissed that we can't all just sit out in the yard, bbq, turn on some tunes, play some cards, and feel alright all the time.
i'm pissed my 3 cats won't get along with each other.
i'm pissed at the jets for cutting chad pennington that one year when they signed brett favre. i still believe they would've had a better season if they kept rad chad.
i'm pissed that the new jersey nets are now the brooklyn nets.
i'm pissed that it's not common knowledge that the one loss the globetrotters have is to the new jersey reds (everyone thinks it's the washington generals, but the generals used to wear 5 different uniforms in rotation so people didn't think the globetrotters always played the same team. the night they won, they were rocking the new jersey reds uniforms).
i'm pissed that i'm 6'6" and i can't slam dunk.
i'm pissed that i'm such a cry baby that i wrote a blog post listing things i'm pissed about. walk it off josh.
i'm pissed that i can't think of more things to be pissed off about. i could've sworn there's more. but maybe it's good that i'm only pissed about so much.