this is a video of turkish imf representative, mark lewis, getting eggs thrown at him at a lecture:
i think this is fucking awesome! i'm not even gonna pretend i know the exact reason why they decided to throw eggs at this man, but he must've pissed them off somehow. people don't just gets eggs launched at them in the middle of lectures over nothing.
i always catch myself wishing i had an egg every time someone pisses me off. whether it's a dude cutting me off in traffic, an asshole at the bar, a condescending cashier, or the mayor's house... throwing an egg is the perfect way for me to express my anger towards someone or something.
it's pretty much as violent as nonviolent can get. an egg hurts a lot less than a punch but the results are way more embarrassing. a punch doesn't force you to throw your shirt in the washer or rinse yoke out of your hair. now that's some shit that's gonna make a person think twice about their actions.
bottom line, you piss me off, i wanna throw eggs at you. i've never done it, but i've always had the urge to. the egg tossers in this video are an inspiration to all would-be vigilante egg throwers around the world.
in honor of this moment in history, i ask you turn up your speakers and listen to the sweet sounds of the beastie boys waxing poetic about the fine art of egg raiding motherfuckers!
"suckas, they come a dime a dozen. when i say dozen, you know what i'm talkin about boooy!!"
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