more pencils, more books, more teacher's dirty looks

i like when the school year starts again cuz it gets the kids off the street and out of the collective hair of all people.

i get it kids... you're young, you're hip, you're loud and full of energy and hope! you're our future and will be the ones who decide which senior citizen programs will still be around for me to benefit from when i'm in my golden age.

but you're annoying, so so annoying. kids, if you were me, you'd probably hate you. you'd tell you to shut up or if you're the kids who happen to be my neighbors, you'd use the term, "shut up you stupid faggot!"

the kids next door to me are my very own sample of the kids of the world. they play basketball till all hours of the night constantly referring to one another as faggots and talking about how much pussy they're getting in their imaginary existences.

kids need something to do. if we don't send the kids somewhere, they'll never leave the comforts of their existence, things like an xbox 360 or a basketball hoop in the backyard.

and they need to be learned. we know most parents don't wanna learn 'em. why not send them to a processing plant for education? say what you want about the education system... but at least we got one... at least we got some place where kids go for most of the year to sit and learn and use their brains. that's good for them. that's good for anybody.

and kids, don't be mad! you have it so good! before schools, you were sent to work farms and coal mines. before these modern times, a lot more of you died before you ever got a chance to grow pubes. you're the luckiest generation of kids to have ever graced the planet with your tech toys and such.

besides, absence makes the heart grow fonder. your parents can learn to love you even more than they already do cuz they get to miss you all those hours while you're away making new friends, cheating on tests, and eating schoolhouse cardboard pizza.

c'mon kids, lighten up. don't be a brat and just make the best of your situation. and don't think you going to school makes all adults of the world happy. after all, teachers are adults too.