an informational video on the fine art of breast slapping:
looks like i've finally found my calling in life. i'm gonna become a breast slapper.
apparently there is a specific way of slapping breasts that will make them grow. so if i go pro with this, i will be able to slap boobs all day. what could possibly be more awesome than waking up everyday and saying to myself, "time to get up and slap some titties!" it's like my dreams have come true! i feel like i've won the lottery! seriously, what could be more awesome than this gig??
and i don't even need to feel bad about it cuz i'll be doing a good deed. women want bigger boobs and i will offer them an alternative to surgery. i'll be the cheaper, easier, quicker option.
and y'know what they say... if you're gonna do a job, might as well enjoy your job. so ladies, if you're looking for a professional who takes boob slapping seriously and enjoys their job, look no further... i'm your guy!
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