indecent proposal??? (larry flynt vs. casey anthony vs. america)

so larry flynt is offering $500,000 to casey anthony to pose in hustler magazine.

how controversial! i'm sure just the idea of that outrages many out there somewhere.

(then again, what doesn't outrage many out there somewhere in the age of the internet. thanx to the internet, something as insignificant as 'favorite pizza topping' can inspire hate filled message board debates.)

back to the topic at hand though...

in one corner, we have casey anthony, who went all celebrity when she went to court for the death of her child. she was found not guilty and white people haven't been this pissed about a not guilty verdict since 'you-know-who.' she's probably been bankrupted by this whole situation and could use the money. and we hear she's a girl who likes to party a lot, so i'm sure she's not the shy type.

in the other corner we got mr. 'goddamn american as apple pie' himself, larry flynt. $500,000 would be just a small investment in the returns he would get. he hasn't even laid the $500,000 down yet and he's already gotten free publicity out of it (like in my blog here, which is all the rage). does his decision lack morals? possibly. but who doesn't sacrifice morals to make a fortune in this country nowadays?

then again, she was found not guilty. technically mr. flynt is trying to help a not guilty sista out who's fallen on hard times.

say whatever you want up to this point... my guess is that the majority of anyone who cares about this issue is probably filled with disgust, disgust for larry flynt, disgust for casey anthony, or maybe my kinda disgust... knowing that "IF" she takes said offer, she'll be richer than me, and that's bullshit!

but if anything is going to disgust you, it should probably be the idea of how big this would be. it'd sell copies. people would buy it. i could see the picture going viral and becoming the subject of water cooler chat for the fellas, who are all cautiously making sure no female co-workers are within ear shot.

if a picture of casey anthony naked shows up ANYWHERE, it'll show up everywhere.. in your email, on your twitter feed, and as your disturbed buddy's new default facebook pic.

the point is, you should be disgusted in yourselves america! cuz even if you personally wouldn't support it, the country you live in will. it'll make big money. larry flynt gets richer. casey anthony gets rich and can finally afford the protection she's probably going to need for the rest of her life. and americans will throw down their semi-hard earned cash in a dwindling economic situation just to be able to say they too were part of the 'oh shit, that's casey anthony... NAKED!' experience.