tonite, it should be everyone josh wells tonite.
2- there's no greater story ever told than pulp fiction
3- if they made a movie about my life, i'd want samuel l. jackson to play me
4- i talk to my cats
5- i'm always playing with my hair
6- my mp3 player changed my life
7- i'm a 1/4th owner of an independant record label
"t'welv-step records"
8- i perform stand up comedy
9- i think i should be considered an 80's baby, i only
missed the mark by 15 days.
10- i used to own hammer pants
11- at one time in my life, i knew all the words to vanilla
ice's first album
12- but i never like the new kids
13- listening to nirvana changed EVERYTHING
14- i switched to miller lite when i go out cuz i don't want
a beer gut, but for a lite beer, it is pretty damn tasty.
15- i like myspace better than facebook
16- i miss road trips and weird nj adventures
17- i miss kevin's farm
18- i miss the ol' days of drinking 40 oz's in chilltown
19- i want to own a gun
20- i like explosives
21- i like bonfires
22- i like breaking stuff
23- i consider myself a pacifist
24- being a pacifist is tough cuz i can think of several
instances in the past when i should've just punched people in the face.
25- i have absolutely no beliefs about the afterlife.
26- i love blasting music and rocking out!
27- i love catching bands live, prefer the smaller venues
where you can feel the love and the sweat.
28- i'm an ordained minister with the Universal Life
Church
29- i married people (LaTosha and Gus!)
30- i wouldn't mind performing more marriage ceremonies.
31- i love karaoke
32- i dream of being a lead singer of an awesome punk rock
band
33- i'm pretty sure i'm tone deaf
34- i'm a momma's boy
35- bbq's rule! and there should be more of them!
36- i'm foolish enough to believe we all can get along
37- conan o'brein rules! but i hope the move to the tonight
show doesn't mess it up.
38- i won 2 cats, gizmo and mittens
39- i try not to drink coffee, but i think it's a staple for
all diner runs
40- i enjoy sleeping till noon if i can
41- i'm a night owl, and definitely not a morning person
42- i'm always down for a game of spades
43- my left ear is pierced, but i don't rock earrings
anymore
44- at a show at ucb, mike birbiglia gave me shit for voting
nader in 2000
45- i took 3 levels of improv classes at ucb
46- i went to college for a short time.
47- i blame my love for nietzsche and nihilism for dropping
out
48- i have no interest in going back
49- i think empire records is a great movie.
50- yeah, i did just say that.
51- i bought the first 3 limp bizkit albums
52- i like the first 2 limp bizkit albums
53- i'm about $2,000 in debt.
54- i've been arrested for DUI
55- i quit smoking cigarettes
56- flannel is still cool
57- in a drunken stupor, i once attempted to walk home from newark by myself. i made
it as far as the days inn by newark
airport
58- i love drinking tea with milk and sugar
59- quick check sandwiches rule
60- i met max weinberg, and he was an asshole
61- i'm drinking a caramel machiato latte from starbucks
right now
62- there was this chick on the bus today who had mc esher
sneakers and she was reading 'survivor' by chuck palahniuk. i spent the whole
ride convincing myself to talk to her. i chickened out.
63- i have an odd fascination to visit portland, or
64- i write, a lot
65- i'd like to publish a book of random shit of mine
66- i don't like capital letters
67- i don't care about "proper" grammar, as long
as the point has been communicated
68- bacon, ranch, and/or sour cream make almost anything
better
69- if i have a son, i'd like to name him chuck. not
charles or charlie, just chuck.
70- to quote jim morrison, "i am a saggitarius,the most
philisophical of all signs. but i don't believe in it, think it's a bunch of
bullshit myself."
71- i like beer
72- i used to love smoking weed but don't enjoy it much
anymore.
73- i play the mega millions, usually twice a week.
74- i'm a jets and all around football fan.
75- i think talk radio is awesome.
76- i'm 6'6".
77- middle name - Daniel
78- i've lived in south korea
and oklahoma.
(also lived in connecticut and colorado but i was too
young to really remember either)
79- i <3 lily allen and tina fey >
80- breakfast is my favorite meal
81- i might bitch about it, but my current job is not that
bad.
82- i was a cub scout
83- i used to play soccer and phil was on the team too. i
think we sucked but it was good times none the less.
84- i enjoy a good party.
85- i'm moody
86- i'm goofy or clumsy or dorky or whatever you wanna label
it.
87- i hate authority. seriously. i hate being told what to
do and i hate being yelled at.
88- i'm single ladies.
89- i freakin love hoodies!
90- i drink a lot of water.
91- floss glides rule! i actually enjoy flossing and do it
pretty much everyday (unless i'm away from home or i ran out of 'em and i'm
broke).
92- i take vitamin c, d and a centrum multivitamin everyday
93- i like dive bars.
94- the wild rover pub is like my cheers
95- when i first started this, i told myself i was gonna
double check to make sure i didn't input anything twice by mistake. but now i
realize i'm not going to do that.
96- this was more exhausting than i anticipated.
97- i like walking.
98- i will only chew sugarless gum.
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