celebrate ugly

i think it's time to stop looking our best. it's time to stop taking the pictures that make us look awesome. it's time to stop pretending that beast you happen to be when you wake up in the morning isn't the real you. that is the real you. that's the realest you. that's the realest you're ever gonna get. take a picture of that you. put it on your facebook page.

i don't understand why people try to look their best in certain social situations. whether it's something as casual as social networking or more serious stuff like dating, job interviews, meeting the significant other's family... y'know all those types of situations where standard operating procedure up to this point has been, "look your best," "dress to impress," and all that other nonsense. if these interactions go your way, they're eventually gonna see you in the rugged for who you really are anyways. why start it all off with some facade? give 'em the goods right up front.

cuz if you don't do that, all you're doing is putting yourself into a situation where you're raising everyone else'e expectations of you. and that's not fair. here you were, just trying to do your best to get people to like you and now they're probably gonna expect more of you than you can possibly offer. how much better would it be if we all agreed to stop doing that?

and you should only want people to like you for you. if all you can get out of people is for them to like you cuz of the way you look in a certain fancy suit or dress, then you're probably just a sucky person in said suit or dress. work on who you are, not what you wear. your focus is in all the wrong places.

and as an added bonus to all of this, we'd all be more comfortable. imagine a world where everyone dressed for comfort. whatever it may be, pajamas, a potato sack... as long as you got your naughty parts covered up, who cares what you wear? the uptightness of the human race would drop down several ticks. many sticks would suddenly be removed from the nether regions of many asses.