rush limbaugh is a slut

and a damn good one. no low level slut could hold a whole political party hostage quite like he does. you could practically divide the party lines and washington in half over rush limbaugh. the republicans, most of them, are the ones that would fuck him, have fucked him, will fuck him again when they get a chance, and they'd prefer nobody to publicly know about it. rush has so much republican dick on blackmail status.. it's no wonder it's hard to ever hear one of them go, 'yea, rush is dead wrong in this instance.' (i read today that mccain called rush out... good for you mccain, i absolve you of my anti-republican tirade in this one instance).

and the democrats... those are the ones shouting, SLUUUUUUT! LOOK AT THAT FAT SLUUUUUT! WHAT A DISGUSTING FAT SLUUUUUT! WE CAST SHAME UPON ANYONE WHO WOULD FUCK THAT!'

and then the republicans call the democrats elitists for casting judgement on him. he's only a racist, sexist, cult of personality that inappropriately manipulates the minds of waaaaay too many people. leave rush alone they'll say... it's not like he's collecting welfare. he's a self made man. give him his respect.

rush can break a republican with his radio show, but he can't do much to affect democrats. the republicans helped feed the beast that is rush limbaugh and now he's a terrible monster that is beyond their control.

he called someone a slut. this isn't his first controversy. i got a feeling it won't be his last. a part of me hopes it is... but i won't get my hopes too high on this one. you can count on rush limbaugh at just about any moment to say a phrase, statement, or word that will throw thousands, maybe even millions of people into an uproar.

i say forget rush limbaugh. most of the people he seems to offend are those that are more likely to vote democrat or more likely to lean liberal anyways. the democratic/liberal side of things is beyond rush limbaugh's command. if rush limbaugh tells people, 'don't vote for obama,' the only people that are listening are people who weren't gonna vote for him in the first place.

i think the best any of us can do is tune him out. let him have his audience who were gonna think the way they think anyways. let rush and the republicans eat each other alive while the rest of us sit back and pull that whole, 'did you hear someone talking? nah, it must've been the wind,' routine.

rush limbaugh just wants to be heard. he doesn't want your love, respect, or admiration. he needs to keep the money machine rolling. that's why he gave a half assed apology. cuz yet again, he's a slut. he's not really sorry... he's just a hoe trying to attract his advertisers back.

the best solution for this rush limbaugh problem would be if we all agreed not to fuck with him. don't listen to him. don't talk to him. don't listen to other people talk about him. don't tell other people to read this post i just wrote about him.

cuz that's how you fix sluts. everyone's gotta agree not to have sex with them and then they can no longer be a slut.