the poop chronicles cont'd

okay, so my last post was about pooping but i have two more random thoughts to get out there on this topic.

thought 1-

i think to help alleviate some of the tension of pooping in public bathrooms, they should all blast heavy metal music 24/7. no one will be able to hear anyone else doing their business if slayer is blaring at full blast. even if you don't like heavy metal, you have to confess that it's the perfect music to play over speakers to help camouflage what's going down.

thought 2-

if that doesn't suit you, then bring your headphones to the bathroom. i do this most of the time. i usually blare some kinda heavy rock in my ears so i don't have to hear what's going on around me. i know that doesn't help anyone else in the bathroom, but screw 'em! they should've brought their own headphones or gotten behind my original idea to blast heavy metal music.