Thursday, September 29, 2011

hell yea i pick my nose

i pick my nose.

who doesn't?

if you don't, you don't know what you're missing. sometimes tissue and blowing hard just don't cut it. you gotta get some nail and skin up in there and start picking away. it's very effective when done properly.

people do a lot grosser things with their fingers throughout their day. boogers are the least of your worries. and if it's the spread of germs you're worried about, i wouldn't waste too much worry on that.... those germs are gonna find a way to travel one way or another.

don't get me wrong, i do think if you're gonna pick your nose, you should do your best to wash your hands and keep them as clean as possible. don't be a total dirt bag about it. and i don't think anyone should eat their boogers. i know it's a quick solution to disposing of said boogers, but there's gotta be a tissue/napkin/paper towel around you somewhere.

but let's all stop pretending that any of us are above picking our nose and let's stop scoffing at those who are brave enough to do it in public. picking your nose in public only means you know the following:

-when there's a problem.
-how to take care of a problem as quickly and effectively as possible.

don't be a prude! nose pickers of the world unite!

oh, and think twice before you partake in your next high five.

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