hurricane irene is coming to the east coast. jersey's already declared a state of emergency for a storm that's 3 days away. taking that into consideration, it got me thinking... and that thinking has lead to the following...
y'know tough guys, right? the dudes who always wanna prove how tough they are. the dudes who are always looking for a fight. a lot of them think they can pretty much take on all comers. most of these dudes were probably bullies in school. we all know or knew tough guys at some point.
let's give the tough guys the toughest challenge of their life! if they think they're so damn tough, why don't they all get together, form one big tough guy gang, and challenge hurricane irene to a fight.
no one fucks with the tough guys without paying the price! well, i'd say this hurricane is fucking with all of you right about now. it's talking shit all the way from the bahamas. hurricane irene thinks you're all a bunch of bitches and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it cuz when hurricane irene gets here, she's gonna kick your fucking asses like they've never been kicked before.
so c'mon tough guys! don't take that kinda guff from no one... especially a GIRL!!
do your thing! meet irene out on the streets and show her what you're made of.
and when it's all said and done and hurricane irene whoops all your asses and leaves you bloodied and embarrassed, finally someone will have done something about this problem.
finally a solution... not a solution that gets rid of hurricanes, but a solution that gets rid of tough guys, which if you ask me, is infinitely better.
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