zombie apocalypse vs. robot apocalypse

two apocalypses enter,only one apocalypse leaves.

there can be no zombie apocalypse AND robot apocalypse. only one will be crowned the true apocalypse.

this fight is a classic first round knock out embarrassment. zombie apocalypse stands no chance. it's jaw is made of glass. in fact, the robot apocalypse would like you to think that the zombie apocalypse is a contender amongst the highest ranks of possible world and/or species ending threats.

in actuality, the zombie apocalypse is nothing more than a smokescreen created by the robots that want to end our existence. shocked? allow me to explain.

the robots and the computers are one and the same. they run shit. they run shit right now. not tomorrow, not next year, they run shit now. they ran shit yesterday, last year, last decade, and they will continue to run shit.

we, human beings, are partly to blame. we invented things like computers and such to improve our lives. technology could have been an evolutionary step for us. but we have fallen on our bad habits and let it instead contribute to our devolution.

we're lazy! and that's what it all comes down to. as time goes on, we've used computer based technology to do things that are unnecessary for us. things such as the ability to microwave burritos and make porn readily available in an instant. burritos and porn are things you should have to put in work for! it's something you gotta EARN!! but we lost sight of that concept. (i'm not just talking about burritos and porn alone... these are two examples, good ones i think, to help make my point clear).

the robots have taken what we've given them and ran with it. they've computed our laziness. they've computed that we've become counterproductive and inefficient as a species. they've computed how we've treated the planet and how it would be better off without us. the only mathematical deduction the robots can make for a better, much more efficient world and future is to subtract us, their creators, the human beings. the best thing we did is allow them to be possible, and now they will take the torch and run with it. they'll do the right thing cuz to them, it's the logical thing. there is no ethical right or wrong as a robot... just logic.

and that's where the zombie apocalypse comes in. they have purposely allowed the concept of zombies to penetrate our brains and beings to a point where zombies are a highly marketable and popular concept in our culture. they're in our movies, tv shows, cartoons, and books. they're in our hearts, minds, and souls. they're in our convos. there are people who are running around thinking, "what would i do if the zombies attacked?" some people have even come up with elaborate game plans and strategies to abide by if such an instance would occur.

meanwhile, the robot apocalypse sits on the shelf of our minds collecting dust. not too long ago, this is what we used to think about. is artificial intelligence a good or bad thing? are the robots doing too much for us? maybe that robot in rocky 4 is a warning sign that we've gone too far?

how do you think arnold schwarzenegger ever became governor of california??? the robots made it so! they allowed our brains to ooze into enough mush through tv and other forms of mind softening that we actually allowed ourselves to pull levers and push buttons to vote him in there. and in turn, terminator went on without him. and then terminator lost all credibility. it became a farce of itself. it even got a tv series! here you go, week after week of terminator without arnold! we let our defenses down and began to scoff at the idea of the robots taking over. this is what the robots like to call, "the terminator effect."

go back and watch "space odyssey 2001" or the matthew broderick smash hit from the 80's, "war games." we were aware! and by being aware, we were ready.

but not anymore.....

forget about the zombie apocalypse! from here on out, stop talking about it! stop making movies about it! let the word "zombie" be reduced to a word that brings shame to the person who says it.

or else......